The Doodle Duvet is a is a duvet that you can draw on using special markers that can easily be cleaned simply by throwing it though the wash.
He can talk to dolphins. He farts farts rainbows. His glory is limitless. His beauty is endless. His generosity is inifinite. His wisdom knows no bounds.
I can’t think of a single reason why your child shouldn’t own a crayon ammo belt. If every ammo belt held a complete set of 24 Crayola Crayons, the world would be a much better place.
You could spend thousands on remodeling your bathroom, or you could just get this fancy polyester Slothzilla shower curtain. Slothzilla is watching you shower. Slothzilla likes what he sees.
A life-sized model (1.80 m). With anatomical labels in English and Latin. Joints that will bend and straighten. Can be used in a variety of different ways. For demonstration purposes at school and college.
As you can see, Scorpion Vodka contains a walloping great scorpion. And it’s not just any old scorpion. This particular pickled arachnid has been specially bred in southern China and is totally safe to eat. So they tell us.
If there is one thing that needs to be bought in bulk, it is cereal marshmallows. Stop fooling yourself. These things are the only reason anyone buys Lucky Charms. Now you can cut to the chase and have a nice bowl of marshmallows.
At home or on the go, the SupaBoy plays your favorite Super Nintendo and Super Famicom cartridges anywhere you are. Portable or home console, the SupaBoy is the choice.
While your driving (on an empty road) throw one out in front of your car and see how many times you can hit it while it bounces down the street. Or bounce it out the car and into open shop doorways.
Unlike most of the party games you’ve played before, Cards Against Humanity is as despicable and awkward as you and your friends.
Prepare the best moonshine cocktails this side of the Mississippi with the mason jar shaker.
The mini cannon to end all mini cannons! These precision machined, muzzle loading, black powder beauties pack quite a punch (and are quite loud too)!
Simply stick your pencil into the cats butt, sharpen and hear it meow! Built in litter tray catches sharpened waste after your pencil is sharpened and pointy.
Sloth runners unite! Or maybe just nap, individually. Get some laughs on the sofa or at the gym with this funny shirt!
WARNING – VERY POWERFUL. EXTREMELY DANGEROUS MAGNET.
Ever wondered what an origami crane looked like on the inside? Now you know.
Perfect gift for the meth dealer who likes to start his day of nefarious deeds off with a nice hot cup of coffee.
You’ll never want to go back to that cheap, white, 2 ply sandpaper nonsense.